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Friday, October 17, 2003
CONGRATULATIONS!!! you are the one millionth reader of this blog!!!!! pat me on the back!!!!!!!
here's a list idea you can try:
Poets Who Have Attained the National Average
Poets Who Have Attained the National Average
by writing poems the poet becoems what a poem needs to be in the sense that a [poet is the words wherewqith he/she witnesses the poem that expresses itself in the action of poem writing thus the poet riffles thru pages of ideas or whatever finding the word that is poem for that moment wherein the poet fiucntions as the extroverrted version of the word in life and action as the poem thignmade sdear or problematic within the problem of human wasteland that is the intense screening between us of wrods thru experience and the like so that a poet is equipped with a ratio of regard that maximizes with each word that becoems a new poem along the way towards a masters degree in writing from a good to gfereat college
Thursday, October 16, 2003
the poet writes poet in a whirl of prime word poetry thinkign adnx the need to work in the world whereat poetry is the tree and sequence maneuver vying for a position of certitude amidst the non-poem word distinctions and reckoning a la predicate and so on while the political non-opoetry pull no punches adn so the poet muststruggle in the eyrire of instrumental change whereas the n on-poet smokles a cigarette or pipe adn talks about he latest game. agree? disagree???
Tuesday, October 14, 2003
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Monday, October 13, 2003
what do you need my list for???
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poetry the act of writing poetry, words being the work of when poetry is then put intlo poem form, form being the way poewm says hi in poem state while non-poem stuff around teh clock interferes but doesn't while the poem is a fragrant woprd and what not the non-poem hazards to be on topbut that's wrong and the poem wins, the non poem is don Zimmer who had his day in a marianne poem but today is a non poem poetry is words in a poem lined up in poem order, if it's not in poem order it's not a poem, when the poem words collect they are poem, when they aeren't poem words it's somethign anything else we talk of our important thigns andf it is a poem and poetry but if it is a non impoirtant thign it is a non poem, don't buy those, they are so something else adn beside the point
Saturday, October 11, 2003
1. insincere people
2. non-referendum people
3. peopkle who eat poor people's shoes
4. people who love kites for the wrong reason
5. people who are about indifferent scansion
6. hety that's my spotlight!
7. fake stomach ache people
8. people who are not HOT!!!
9. people who do not ROCK!!!
10. non Space Piper people
2. non-referendum people
3. peopkle who eat poor people's shoes
4. people who love kites for the wrong reason
5. people who are about indifferent scansion
6. hety that's my spotlight!
7. fake stomach ache people
8. people who are not HOT!!!
9. people who do not ROCK!!!
10. non Space Piper people
my buds
1. poets who ROCK!!!
2. poets who are HOT!!!
3. poets who are poli sci majors (kick out the jams motherfuckers!!!)
4. poets who connect!
2. poets who are HOT!!!
3. poets who are poli sci majors (kick out the jams motherfuckers!!!)
4. poets who connect!
where'd Blogger find so many timezones? does MIT have its own?
reporting from the IO'm Important Capiotal of he World. I've downloaded an imaginary picture of myself, so that you can grok that, whatever the force amy be. remember, it takes a good 5 minutes for the picture to download, so be patient, tingle with anticipation.
Friday, October 10, 2003
oh heck
congestion in the line to
centre stage
congestion in the line to
centre stage
and the answer is: peopel with stomach aches! it's the scintillant revelation of details that counts!!!
yeah, I lack slow-loadfing graphics capability here to spike anticipation. oh well.
whoopp writing be here now. talking game, cmon.
Thursday, October 09, 2003
1. Rex Trailer
2. Moe Bulb
3. Carmen Verandah
4. Pete Best
5. Mariah Carry
6. Jack Kempt
7. O. J. Simpleton
8 J-Lo J-Lo J-Lo J-Lo j-Lo J-Lo J-LO
9. Ben Affect
10. Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich
11. Gwyneth Paltrry
12. Nancy & Frank Cinnabar
13. Pumpsie Green
14. Everybody else
2. Moe Bulb
3. Carmen Verandah
4. Pete Best
5. Mariah Carry
6. Jack Kempt
7. O. J. Simpleton
8 J-Lo J-Lo J-Lo J-Lo j-Lo J-Lo J-LO
9. Ben Affect
10. Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich
11. Gwyneth Paltrry
12. Nancy & Frank Cinnabar
13. Pumpsie Green
14. Everybody else
her i am writing at my blog. listening to righteous sounbds, just finished a cup of coffee (key to inspiration!!!), weatehr is turning somewhat GRAY. George W Bush is a sloppy pop up bunt, currently. so that's the lastest blog report. be sure to check back often for more reports that will be almost equally fascinating. writing a blog is like teh Geneva Conventioon, whicvh the American goveernment plumb forgot to read so they just kind of winged it in a self-interest way. good career move, becasue thos moves kept teh US military focused in a problem solving way. good for the economy, good for you.
Wednesday, October 08, 2003
live free or whatever! blogging poets like me are the antenna of the race. I know my many fan, whoever he or she is (come on, fess up: this is my career we're talkign about!) are dedicated with keeping up in all gthe swoops and turns of my poetic effort. my reader base womnders: is he going to write aboiut ALIENS again???wild!!! (www.rocketsandsentries.blogspot.com supplies the verity of that attestation). sisters and brothers, I am feeling KEEN! I do not have a queasy stomach alas. I did mench the weather today, right? and by the way, I cast a cold eye on death recently, whioch is cool. a lot of great poems and suchj will come of that, no doubt. here's a funny typographic coded cartoon poem that I hope yoiu will enojy:
/////!???!!!!!hghghghghghghghghghghgh what??? dog////{]{/{]?{?>{} (wow oxo mom) whip ditty &&& {requiem for a footnote} poopoo ^^^^^2@!!##%%&&(( (smiley face pompous ass||\ pow pow pow hi I;m a poet sweat::::::::::::::::::::::::::::-----=-=========-=-=-=-==---------------------------& get high >< piucture of a funny cat, stop here.
/////!???!!!!!hghghghghghghghghghghgh what??? dog////{]{/{]?{?>{} (wow oxo mom) whip ditty &&& {requiem for a footnote} poopoo ^^^^^2@!!##%%&&(( (smiley face pompous ass||\ pow pow pow hi I;m a poet sweat::::::::::::::::::::::::::::-----=-=========-=-=-=-==---------------------------& get high >< piucture of a funny cat, stop here.
hey, great nedws! my hit points, I figure, are up to, resonable estimate, 43,223, 600, and everyone fucking one is MY FRIEND!!! aint I a beam of light!!!!!
oh don't forget to innudate me with comments that i can mock, argue with, belittle, crush, revise ,misinterpret and so forth. the key to community is for peoplke to ante up and take their just desserts. I forget which robber baron said that he couldn't do what he did without morons from whom he coujld extract the riches he needs. us brilliant people must use our brilliance to straighten things out fotr the less brilliant. it's only fair. of course I could add comment potential to my blog, but that would just distract readers from the brillaint stuff I'm writing. granted, comments broaden the scope of 'comnversation' haha, they show how important yoiu are, but I already know that.
hey, I as recently in a place where people say things like 'y'all'. I took the opportunity to listen keenly with myu poetic ear, to garner the rhythms and speechg pattyerns so that I can make even better poem music. sometiems poems are written outside of new York, sf, boston and stuff. you still need a college education fo coruse, and you need to network with all the other antennas of the race, but still,it is theoretically possible.
say I'mweary, say I'm sad,
say taht health and wealth have mised me,
say I'mm getting old, but add
J-lo kissed me.
okay that's not a true story, but wouldn't it be great to meet a great actress adn singer like J-Lo, and then I could write important poems about ti and the like. and Ben and I couod go drinking and whoop-dedoo all night like homeys and stuff. actually, becasue I have all this creative jukice runnign thru me, I wouldnn't be abkle to accompnay these two important modern day icons in their daily roundaboiut, unfortunagtely. I haveto keep writing those poems and thigns that I've been on about all these years. it's my duty to write poems, andf don't forget filling up virtual page after page of astoundingly percveptive blogging, maybe som,eday even replete with hardhitting yet communally valid CARTOONS!!so yiou see, there's a burden to being creative liek I am and all, the sacrificves that must be made to the muse so that topflight awardwinning poems can be written. and by golly, it's qworth the sacrifive!! by thew way, the weather if GREZAT and really makes my creativity run wild!!!
say taht health and wealth have mised me,
say I'mm getting old, but add
J-lo kissed me.
okay that's not a true story, but wouldn't it be great to meet a great actress adn singer like J-Lo, and then I could write important poems about ti and the like. and Ben and I couod go drinking and whoop-dedoo all night like homeys and stuff. actually, becasue I have all this creative jukice runnign thru me, I wouldnn't be abkle to accompnay these two important modern day icons in their daily roundaboiut, unfortunagtely. I haveto keep writing those poems and thigns that I've been on about all these years. it's my duty to write poems, andf don't forget filling up virtual page after page of astoundingly percveptive blogging, maybe som,eday even replete with hardhitting yet communally valid CARTOONS!!so yiou see, there's a burden to being creative liek I am and all, the sacrificves that must be made to the muse so that topflight awardwinning poems can be written. and by golly, it's qworth the sacrifive!! by thew way, the weather if GREZAT and really makes my creativity run wild!!!
Thursday, October 02, 2003
I was thinking todfay how greebn's afunny colour. red's a serious coliour, blue is on the droopy side, yellowis the colour of piss. green's really interesting, tho. I like to think about things and then write down what I thought. tis is part of my poetic process. if it wasn't for poetry I'd be a shoemaker. what would yoiu be if yoiu weren't a poet, assuming yoiu are one int eh first palce?
I'm sure my hit poitns are up fromyesterday's estimate becseu I'm really rockin'. of course, I take no creditr for the creative juices that flowthru my vains, I was born really creagtiove. those authors in eterneity are really there for ME!!! when I started writing poetry it was like a situation in which a perwson had just started writing poetry. I mean, suddenly, yoiu know, ther I waswriting poetry. sure it was crap, but ti was MY crap. with that keen understanding of what it is to be a poet, i was on my way!!! years later and I'm still caught up in teh creative impulse, reaping the reawwrds of all those authors in eternity who have helped me becoem awriter and poet. just don'gt sgtart being jealous of me becasue I'm favoured by the eternal authnors, okay?
unforunately I still haven't a queasy stomach or anythign equally intiquing to report to y'all, nor have I an explanation whjy I would use the term 'y'all', but I'll make sure I give a full account when and if so that you antennas of the race can dig my percepts. the community spirit lives in blogland!!!
Wednesday, October 01, 2003
I haben't got one of those counters that count hoiw many folks have visitred my blog but I'm sure a conservative estimate is that I get so0methign like 1000 hits a day. who wouldn't want to read all this incisive stuff that oozes from my brain? those hit points add up, as everyone knows. when yoiu get enough hit points, something like 10,000, yoiu go up a level. Ican feel the power flow thru me even now!!! Ron Silliman seems to be second most important than me right now, he's pretty popular too. I like having my importacne quantified in such a nice scienntific way. ad astra, and all that.
of course the reason Microsoft is such a beloved company is that it is so customer-oriented as to provide important security updates without myasking for them. I better get cracking installing these valauble updates so I don't screw up my computer.
I didn't get up till almost after 6:00 so I missed priome time for the creative juices. nonetheless I wrote, becasue poetry is about squeezing the lemon. I squeezed the lemon all right and maybe it wasn't my ace material but still, the I was on Mt Parnassus, adn the view was cool. writing poetry is like writing anything,e xcept yoiu're making poems instead of whatever. that's my theory in a nutshell. writing poetry is about cracking that nutshell. if yoiu want that kernel of poetic truth, you've got to crack yoiur nuts.
whikle scoping cuurrent cultural trends, i.e. watchign television,I saw an infomercial for that guy Tony somethign, the guy with big teeth who wants to empower you. it said that this guy Tony could maek yoiu unique just like everybody else. that's what I want!! I've got blog [power so I'm on my way!!!
I hope when I'm the next time I'm sickj I'll have the dedication to rise from my sick bed and post some great blog material about being sick. I notice a lot fo people do that and I sure want to be on taht cutting edge. crush lists, desert island boook reading lists, repaorts on queasy stomachs. give me the paper for joining the avant garde, cuz wanna sign!!!
I'm back and I'm proud!!! I messed up the hi tech stuff so I kind of like lost the url for posting to Oh Wait, teh super intense popeytry type blog that sent unmentioned shivers down the backs of thgse for whom this hapopened. I couldn't let my legion of fans, whoever he or she was, down so I have decided to keep thje flame going. let the excitement continue!!!
